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RAPID DIVORCE

Let's face it: It's over! But just because a divorce is your last chance for happiness doesn't mean you have to pay through the nose. The good folks at the multilingual RAPID DIVORCE—"Low Fee So U Don't Go to Court"—have the alternative to high-fee lawyers, who'll charge up to $2000 just to hear you complain that, even after marriage, you never got laid. In just five weeks (if both parties consent) for only $595, you can have your salvation. And don't think you're the only one—the bad economy means more folks are getting a divorce these days, Rapid Divorce says. Primary reason? "Abandonment and no sex," says one of the workers. "It's no surprise. The Spanish girls say they never get any."

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