Best Place To Get Water Dumped On Your Head - 2002
If you ever pour out of Blue and Gold Bar or the adjacent BAR 81 late some drunken eve, DO NOT sit on the beautiful cement stoop in between the two, no matter how persuasively she beckons. Do not, seated, loudly recap the night's funniest moments, or loudly make plans for future revelry, or laugh. Do not sing loudly, or do loud impressions of loud people. There is a vigilante apartment tenant somewhere in the darkness above, who will abruptly pour water onto your head. (Probably water.) I love NYmore than ever!