best class act - 2003
If I were a trannie, I'd buy my training bra from VERONICA VERA, dean of Miss Vera's Finishing School for Boys who Want to Be Girls. She'd show me how to lift and push and suck and tuck and dye and blow-dry and cry and bat my twinkling blue eye, oh my! I'd meet with the honorary dean of photography, Miss Annie Sprinkle, and make appointments with the ballet mistress and the dean of seductive arts. The school offers a two-and-a-half-hour "Sudden Beauty" class, a two-day "Femme Intensive" and plenty of study hall hours in between at its Chelsea campus. For a more discreet schooling, Miss Vera's Cross-Dress for Success comes in paperback, and tips are available via telephone.