best four-foot-tall mac daddy who serves pizza New York 2003 - SAL AT ROSARIO'S
Standing upright, and looking straight ahead, SAL AT ROSARIO'S stares directly at your breasts. But the ladies love him anyway and routinely kiss him on the cheek when they come in for that 4 a.m. drunken slice. He's been serving really good pizza all night to the Boricuas and Dominicans, the gentrifying designers and the weekend bridge and tunnel folks for years. He doesn't discriminate with the lovin'.