You know when you are poor and have no health insurance? Yeah, that sucks. And you would like to not get pregnant, and still do it, and get your period on time, or maybe find out if you have cervical cancer? It's good to have free gynecological exams and birth control pills. And this is actually possible if you call PLANNED PARENTHOOD and tell them you want to apply for the Family Planning program. You need to bring documents proving you are you and you are poor, and then, if you qualify, you get free everything! And they even have a kind of pill that comes in a pink case and looks like something Barbie would take. You know Barbie likes to be discreet, but she also likes to not have Ken Jr. when she's 15.