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best place to watch a walrus masturbate New York 2003 - NEW YORK AQUARIUM

NEW YORK AQUARIUM

NEW YORK AQUARIUM

Surf Ave. & W. 8th St.

Brooklyn, NY 11224

718-265-FISH

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Though not as common as feeding time, self-pleasure occurs among the flipper-and-tusk set, and the NEW YORK AQUARIUM is likely the best place in town to observe a large aquatic mammal spanking the monkey. No, they can't see through the double-sided glass, so as you hum "Under the Sea" to the awkward Coney Island bump-and-grind, don't flatter yourself into thinking you're anybody's wank material.
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