Comments (0) best place to watch a walrus masturbate - 2003
NEW YORK AQUARIUM
Surf Ave. & W. 8th St.
Brooklyn, NY 11224
718-265-FISH
Though not as common as feeding time, self-pleasure occurs among the flipper-and-tusk set, and the NEW YORK AQUARIUM is likely the best place in town to observe a large aquatic mammal spanking the monkey. No, they can't see through the double-sided glass, so as you hum "Under the Sea" to the awkward Coney Island bump-and-grind, don't flatter yourself into thinking you're anybody's wank material.
