best scumbag in band - 2003
BRAIN FROM A.R.E. WEAPONS
In "Don't Be Scared," the third best song of 2003, BRAIN FROM A.R.E. WEAPONS howls, "People think you're a loser, a drug abuser, 'cause you like to get highthat's OK, Mommy, so do I!" and "People think you're a spaz, just 'cause you're a spazspaz on, Spaz!" Unforgivably, he brained my good friend Tricia Romano with a microphone stand at one of the Weapons' disastrous showshomey don't play that, Brainbut he's still NYC's bestest scumbag.