Best doorman New York 2004 - THOMAS ONORATO
When you're out clubbing, there is nothing more stressful than dealing with the door situation. You arrive, you see a line of a million people, and you want to cry. The guest-list line is just as long as the plebeian line. You consider turning around and running home and eating chocolate ice cream until you explode, but then you see the fabulous face of THOMAS ONORATO, who helms the rope for all Motherfucker events, and you are instantly relieved. Mama Thomas makes everything better, with his droll delivery, his calmness under fire, and his fierce attire. Also, he lets you skip the line.