Best excuse to put midgets onstage for no good reason - 2004
Let's get this straight: The world would be a better place if there were more festively dressed height-challenged musicianshelloooo, Prince! But as performances by MINIKISS at polysexual parties hosted by Murray Hill and Larry Tee attest, not all is glitz and glamour in the world of midget metal mayhem. Sure, when the mini wonders storm the stage in full Kiss regalia, it's hard to suppress your overwhelming pride. But then you realize their guitars are made of cardboard and the lead singer is lip-synching! And that is when this slipshod simulacrum turns plain embarrassing.