Best Jehovah's Witness - 2004
THE QUIET MAN WHO HANDS OUT 'THE WATCHTOWER' AT THE METROPOLITAN G/LORIMER L
His whisper could be a mantra, but more likely he's just nervous. Be that as it may, THE QUIET MAN WHO HANDS OUT 'THE WATCHTOWER' AT THE METROPOLITAN G/LORIMER L makes Droopy Dog look like a cocksure speed freak and has done more to humanize his religion than packs of bothersome type A doorbell pushers. Sure, I've never seen him successfully unload a single copy, but his near silent vigil illustrates hardcore faith with a refreshingly unobtrusive proselytizing streak.