Best place to experience how Communism leads to fascism - 2004
PARK SLOPE FOOD COOP
Part Pavlovian Conditioning, part Stanford Prison Experiment, the PARK SLOPE FOOD COOP, or "the coop," carries the best organic produce in Brooklynbut you have to earn it. To shop, your entire household must join and stay in good standing (the Pentagon has fewer security checkpoints), so don't miss a work shift or you'll be making up two. To survive, serve your time with the chill comrades stocking the organic beer and meat aisles, and avoid Animal Farm jokes, because they don't have dried mango like this at Key Food.