Best possible mayor of NYC - 2004
Bloomberg is a powerhouse of charm and intellect and all, but BILL CLINTON, that guy could make life under orange alert seem like livin' it up in the red-light district. He should win some office for his DNC speech alone. And that book? Dude has more energy than a young John Kerry in pursuit of Vietcong gunmen. And finally, while he may be prone to scandal, it's not like Bill will install his gay lover as NYC's homeland security chief or something. We implore you, Mr. Clinton.