Best sensitive pap smear - 2004
Pap smear day is nobody's favorite, but after waiting in three different lines at PLANNED PARENTHOOD, you will have forgotten where you are and what you are doing. So when you hear your name called, it's like the freakin' Price Is Right. You run on down to the office and before you can say, "I went to Planned Parenthood and all I got was this sensitive pap smear," your young, sensitive female doctor is asking you personal questions in a very sensitive way and maintaining eye contact. Then it's over and you can load up your purse with pills and novelty condoms.