Best subway panhandler - 2004
They're a rare treat, but subway riders should pay attention and stand clear when the DONKEY DUO enter the train. These are not your tired old "Selling newspapers is not the best job in the world . . . " hucksters. Rather, they've created a getup whereby one rides atop the other, his legs kicking out as the other crawls along the subway floor, in a damn good impersonation of that pesky animal as they hustle for money in an accented hee-haw.