Best Place in Which to Be Called 'Mama' by Almost Everyone - 2005
FINE FAIR SUPERMARKET
To the ladies at FINE FAIR SUPERMARKET in Alphabet City, just about everybody is "Mama." I, the antithesis of a mama, look quite like the rent-jacking hipsters forcing them out of their neighborhood. So when the head cashier at the grocery store said "Hey, Mama" to me, I felt as privileged as a Rockefeller and as protected as a Hell's Angel.