Best Shop for Suspicious Husbands and Wives - 2005
For healthy couples, there's honest and open communication. For the rest of us, there's SPYSHOP. A paranoid's dream, this store takes care of a cuckold's needs with everything from cameras hidden in alarm clocks to keystroke loggers (inch-sized data recorders that'll illuminate what's being typed in those late-night IM sessions). And if you're afraid that he's getting all Monica Lewinsky on you, the Checkmate 5-Minute Infidelity Test, one of the store's bestsellers, can detect whether he got jizzy with it when you weren't around.