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Best place to see a hipster sweat over buying a porn video New York 2006 - Kim's Video

You're in the porno section of your local video store when suddenly the worst possible thing that you can imagine happens: A total stranger who you'll probably never see again enters your space and looks at you like you're some sort of pervert. We've seen this happen over and over again at Kim's Video: hipsters freaking out at the mere notion that some stranger knows they enjoy gay sex, hairy bushes, midgets, or even some scat. So what's a poor repressed hipster to do? Drop that piece of filth and run. You have to move fast because your good name is at risk. Your job, status, and perhaps worst of all, what your Aunt Sadie thinks of you are all going to crap with every moment you are seen with that filthy pornography in hand. So run, damn it, run for your judgment-fearing life.
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