If you're like me—have trouble with authority but love beer—the happy-hour deal at Burp Castle could help you get over your bitterness toward teachers and cops. When you start having too much fun, you get shushed by bartenders wearing monastic robes. I know that sounds bad, but meanwhile you're eating complimentary frittes fresh from the deep fryer around the corner at Pommes Frittes and drinking fantastically delicious (and highly alcoholic) Belgian beer for $1 to $2 off. Unless you're already an expert, I recommend consulting the bartender about whatever's currently on tap. You can describe your booze mood and taste a couple of varieties. For the frittes, if you're there for the ordering, push the curry ketchup and the horseradish mayo. Frittes are available Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays between 5:30 and 7:30 p.m.