The lanky, pizza-faced comedian had his first starring film role in the Canadian summer-camp comedy Meatballs, and so as to never let him forget it—in spite of his "serious" roles lately—we're scoring a meatball banh mi for him at the finest Vietnamese sandwich parlor in town, Saigon Banh Mi Bakery, idiosyncratically located in the rear of a jewelry store. Joining the vermicelli-ramified pork meatballs in the crusty warm baguette is cilantro, pickled slaw, slivered cukes, mayo, and (if you ask for them) fresh jalapeños.