George W. Bush's Last Meal - 2007
In name at least, Malatesta ("cracked in the head") is the only place we know demented enough for Bush's last meal. Since he'll hopefully be executed by the decree of a war-crimes tribunal sometime soon, it's appropriate that he enjoy a carbo-loading repast on the evening before his gassing. At Malatesta, fitting the mood of his enraged constituents, he'll enjoy penne all arrabbiata ("angry pasta"), followed by polpette, a huge veal meatball that might remind him of his own dull-witted head. Bye-bye, Baby Bush!