Paris Hilton's Last Meal - 2007
Poor Paris! Dogged by paparazzi, unable to keep her underpants on, thrown in jail—to counter these problems, we've selected one of the most obscure restaurants, where there are sure to be no photogs hanging around, and where no one will even notice if she exposes herself during her meal. Let's get her a Vietnamese banh mi sandwich at Paris Sandwich (no relation!), maybe the one featuring skanky canned sardines. And if anyone is equipped to explore the erotic possibilities of the baguette, it's Ms. Hilton.