Which Franz Ferdinand do we mean, you ask? First, the Scottish rock band: Since the ensemble is sometimes showered with girls' underpants at their shows, we'll send them to Chinatown Ice Cream Factory, where one of the specialties featured on the counter has long been the CaCa Diaper, a chocolate novelty that needs no description. Second, for the Archduke of Austria named Franz Ferdinand, we'll provide a hefty wiener schnitzel, served with potato salad and lingonberries, from Blaue Gans. And we'll provide a bodyguard, so he doesn't have to worry about an anarchist's flying bullets—even though it is his last meal.

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Chinatown Ice Cream Factory, 65 Bayard Street, Chinatown, 212-608-4170; Blaue Gans, 139 Duane Street
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Phone: 212-608-4170