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Best Place To Get Murdered, Raped, Or Robbed In The City - East New York, Brooklyn

Year in, year out, East New York, Brooklyn, is the most violent place in the city. And until the city pulls what it did up in Washington Heights and splits the precinct in two, thus halving the statistics, it looks like it will stay that way. Through September 9, the notorious 75th Precinct, located on Brooklyn's eastern border, again led the city in rapes, assaults, and robberies, and it's tied for first in murders with Brownsville's 73rd Precinct, which in all likelihood is experiencing a spillover effect due to an effort to reduce crime in the Seven-Five by flooding the precinct with cops. Despite two years of "Operation Trident," so far this year there have been 306 more violent crimes reported in East New York than in any other precinct in the city. The good news is that the NYPD's website shows that violent crime is down 2 percent in the 75th Precinct this year compared with 2006, including a 6.4 percent drop in assaults. What isn't listed on the website, however, is that shooting incidents in which people were wounded are up more than 12 percent. The half-full analysis: Baseball-bat and knife attacks must be down. The half-empty take: The CompStat sergeants who monitor and modify criminal complaints need another supply of erasers, fast.

Other People & Places categories:

Best little house in the Village
75 12 Bedford Street

Best transatlantic reed boat dry-docked near the Hudson
Abora III

Best straight-headed ho
Al Sharpton

Best ghostbuster
Artie Matos

Best (in fact, only) Louis Sullivan building
Bayard Building

Best albatross
Bernie Kerik

Best way to enjoy the Brooklyn Promenade
Blue Pig

Best radio-interview-show host
Brian Lehrer

Best bridge anywhere
Brooklyn Bridge

Best old-school-decrepit subway station
Chambers Street J-M-Z stop

Best Bonnie-and-Clyde duo in City Hall
Charles Barron and Viola Plummer

Best New England town in the Bronx
City Island

Best criminally unknown superstar in our midst
Diamanda Galás

Best Manhattan neighborhood in Brooklyn
DUMBO

Best place to get murdered, raped, or robbed in the city
East New York, Brooklyn

Best old-fashioned labor stem-winder
Ed Ott

Best place to pretend you're in a movie about New York where an important scene plays out in a tiny coffee shop
Eisenberg's Sandwich Shop

Best equestrian statue
El Cid

Best city councilman to tighten his belt
Eric Gioia

Best remnant of old (old) Soho
Fanelli Café

Best place to compose a Dear John (or Jane or Jean) letter in palatial grandeur
Frick Collection

Best New York lawyer not in New York
Glenn Greenwald

Best place that will cease to exist when Columbia takes over West Harlem
Hint House Artist Collective

Best noble failure
It's Still Not a Done Deal

Best subway steel drummer
Jeffrey "Sighting" Antoine

Best Brooklyn assemblyman who never quits
Jim Brennan

Best adherent of mosaic law
Jim Power

Best old-school Italian joint in the East Village
John's of 12th Street

Best peace tribute
Marble Collegiate Church

Best illegal Valentine's Day card sent to a New Yorker
Matthew Diaz's missive from Guantánamo Bay

Best old-school Greenwich Village restaurant
Minetta Tavern

Best place to seek shelter from a rainstorm
Morgan Library and Museum

Best underappreciated waterfall that also happens to be a historic site
Morningside Park's mini-waterfall

Best. Law. Ever.
New York City's Noise Code

Best place to read about New York history in blissful quiet
New York Society Library

Best urban monk
Nicholas Vreeland

Best graveyard
Rossville Boatyard

Best highway pull-over
Shore Road pullover

Best statue of a famous political leader
statue of Mayor Fiorello LaGuardia

Best reason to stop bitching about how small and noxious your apartment is
The Lower East Side Tenement Museum

Best underappreciated skyscraper
the original McGraw-Hill Building

Best (and cutest) East Village radio DJ
Timmy G

Best old, short street
Weehawken Street