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Best Worst National Park - Gateway National Recreation Area

This past spring, the Gateway National Recreation Area was rated the country's worst national park of 28 rated by the National Parks Conservation Association. It's a bad rap—I mean, whaddaya want from a park that abuts Brooklyn, Queens, and JFK? Gateway's 26,000 acres include Jamaica Bay, Jacob Riis Park, and Fort Tilden on the Rockaways, three little spots on Staten Island, and Sandy Hook in New Jersey. Established only in 1972, in attempt to protect not only the bay's wildlife and grasses but also such landmarks as historic Floyd Bennett Field and Riis Park, Gateway has a meaningless name, and it was set up too far along in the megalopolis game to make much of a difference. But at least it offers a little protection from the huge city that encircles it. And there are oases of charm. Fort Tilden may be ramshackle, but the Rockaway Artists Alliance puts its buildings to use. Floyd Bennett Field was the city's first big airport and the busiest military hub in the U.S. during World War II. It sits fallow now, most of its huge hangars vacant and its funky little museum mostly empty as well. People still swim at Riis Park, and they still look for wildlife at Jamaica Bay. You can go there in the middle of a typical city day and see tall grass and hear birds chirping.

Other Sex, Sports, and Recreation categories:

Best Yankee
A-Rod

Best basketball team in Brooklyn
Abraham Lincoln High

Best bike lane (if only it were longer)
Bike Lane on Lower Eighth Avenue

Best non-contact sport
Bocce-ball empire at Floyd, NY

Best clubbing
Breezy Point Pitch and Putt

Best bike route still to come
Brooklyn Waterfront Greenway

Best place to ensure your date can't escape
Central Park Lake

Best public place to feel up your girlfriend
Christopher Street Pier

Best sails event
Classic Harbor Line

Best public tennis court
Crotona Park

City's best boxing hope
Danny Jacobs

Best place to stalk other people's puppies
Dog Run in Tompkins Square Park

Best dance studio without the attitude
Embora Wellness and Movement Studio

Best imitation tuna
Eric Mangini

Best place to ogle pregnant women and not feel bad about yourself
Expecting Models

Best place to do the right thing
Fort Greene Park

Best worst national park
Gateway National Recreation Area

Best place to get your hands dirty
Greenwich House Pottery

Best place to creep out retail employees by shopping for do-it-yourself bondage
Home Depot

Best leisurely summertime walk
Hudson River Park

Best baseball-fan argument
Jose Reyes

Best hubris
Jose Reyes

Best ass-kickin' roller-derby girl
Kandy Kake

Best store for sexifying your bathtub
Lush

Best all-you-can-eat aphrodisiac
M & R Bar

Best retired baseball player
Mo Vaughn

Best place for Trees 101
Native Flora Garden

Best pickup soccer game
near Tavern on the Green

Best basketball team almost in Brooklyn
New Jersey Nets

Best sun deck at a gym
New York Health and Racket

Best excuse for a basketball team
New York Knicks

Best taxi ride
New York Water Taxi

Best New York pro-football player
Peyton Manning's little brother

Best anatomically correct lollipops
Pink Pussycat Boutique

Best sex-toy shop for sniffing leather
Purple Passion

Best steam room
QT Hotel

Best revamped sex toy for masturbating à la Sarah Jessica Parker
Rabbit

Best place to pretend you're in Mother Russia
Sandoony USA

Best place to hear about Scrabble fetishes
Sex Workers Art Show

Best free outing
Staten Island Ferry

Best spot for pickup basketball for kids
The North Meadow Recreation Center

Best way to get over your fear of heights
Trapeze School

Best reason to take up gardening
Trees Not Trash

Best bridge for lawless cyclists
Triborough

Best free yoga
Yoga to the People