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Best Bathroom for Getting It On in Private New York 2008 - Hotel on Rivington

Hotel on Rivington

Hotel on Rivington

107 Rivington St.

New York, NY 10002


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You and your partner are shopping at Babeland for some new love trinkets and can?t wait to get home to try them out. Hey, we?ve all been there. Luckily, the Hotel on Rivington is just a block away. What?s that? Don?t have $500 to spare for a room? Relax?just have a drink at the ground-floor bar. Politely excuse yourself to use the restroom. Go through the black-metal tunnel, downstairs, into the gothic hall of doors. Enter the one on your far right?your personal six-by-four-foot chamber. Lock the heavy, sound-muffling door behind you. Check yourself out in the wall of mirrors. Admire how your thighs look almost cellulite-free in the dim mood lighting. Wash your hands at your own porcelain sink, perched atop a glossy, table-like wooden shelf, roomy enough for two. Looks like you have a room at the Hotel on Rivington after all.

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Would it be safe to say, after your little expose here, that would no longer be the best bathroom to get it on?