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Lady Jane's Salon
Who says publishing is dead? The romance fiction industry, which peddles novels at an average of five bucks a pop, took in $1.36 billion in 2009. Sure, most of the people snatching up these books don't like to admit it publicly, but more and more diehard readers come out of the closet each month to attend the romance reading series Lady Jane's Salon. At 7 p.m., on every first Monday, listen to acclaimed romance authors excerpt their latest works in the red, velvety upstairs of Madame X. One can get lost in those long, detailed passages about nipples, the direction they are facing, what brushes up against them, and how they make the protagonist feel when they're finally caressed tenderly by the dark and dangerous yet super-sexy male lead—at his Gothic estate in the English countryside, of course. We listened to this for five minutes and were already trying to come up with a way to hide the book cover for the subway ride home. Not everyone's ready to come out. $5 or one used romance novel
