Would you like tits with your burger? Holiday shopping can be famishing, so after combing the racks at Macy's (or JCPenney, if you're into that sort of thing), you'll want to recharge your batteries at a fine Herald Square eatery. And we've got the one. "You ladies are aware that we are a gentlemen's club. And a steakhouse?" the door-girl informed us on a visit to Rick's Cabaret. Luckily, it's both things simultaneously: The lunch special—$10 for a three-course "prefix" menu—has got to be the best deal in this touristy hub of Manhattan. You get a soup or salad, a choice from about 10 entrées (including filet mignon!), a fruit salad, and unlimited exotic dancing. The DJ clearly loves his job watching old men slurp French onion soup while getting lap dances. His playlist ranged from metal to Mariah Carey to Creed—yes, Creed. We'd probably spend $10 on lunch anyway—and that's without strippers fondling themselves to Christian rock.