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Best Place for a Last Date New York 2011 - Brooklyn Bridge Park

Brooklyn Bridge Park

Brooklyn Bridge Park

1 Main St.

Brooklyn, NY 11201

212-639-9675

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Well, it didn't work out. You just weren't compatible; you're a Virgo from a small family, and she's a controlling maniac with undiagnosed histrionic-personality disorder. When it's time to end things, take her to Brooklyn Bridge Park. It's free, and God knows you've already spent enough money on a girl you met while waiting in line to ride a mechanical bull. The park's gorgeous panoramic view of lower Manhattan will serve as a reminder that there are plenty of men out there to meet, and the story of how 27 people died while building the bridge will put things in perspective for her. When she inevitably freaks out and threatens to stab you with her stiletto heel, the High Street subway stop is three blocks away so you can hop on the A or C train and get the hell out of there.

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