139 More Drag Names To Tickle Your Tucked Privates!
Sarabelle Palsy read my blog about the fab drag characters like herself who paraded off the boat at the Fire Island invasion on Wednesday.
And Sarabelle told me she's come up with several thousand more such names!
Brace yourself for an exhaustively researched and punny bunch of wordplay fit for a true queen.
Here are just some of them. By the end of this list, you'll be so overwhelmed you'll be ready for Beth Israel--or maybe you'll be ready to be Beth Israel.
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Yikes! A head-spinning array of appellations!
It's got to make the following queen feel extra silly.
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