19.94% Of Gays Prefer "Donkey Dick"!
That's the astounding finding of the Manhunt poll that asked gay men what types of penises they favor.
(I wasn't asked. I'm a top, so I had to recuse myself.)
And the really shocking thing is that "donkey dick" didn't even win.
The top choice by a mile -- or at least several inches -- was "ribbed," which garnered a whopping 44.66 percent of the vote!
(Sad admission: I have no idea what a ribbed penis is. Is it merely a noodle with a ribbed condom on top?)
Other vote getters included "curved" and "mushroom," though, not surprisingly, "needle dick" only got a tepid 0.92 percent.
Gay men may be superficial, but they're not dumb!
Here's the chart:
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