A Brief History of Sex

"Trust me. This is gonna be huge in like a hundred years."
"Trust me. This is gonna be huge in like a hundred years."

DARK AGES

1355: Necrophilia invented; dating scene flourishes

RENAISSANCE

1474: Lorenzo de Medici first and last man to get laid at Renaissance Fair

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GREAT DEPRESSION

1934: Bonnie and Clyde make love in vault, accidentally inventing the sperm bank

WORLD WAR II

1942: Rosie the Riveter encourages women to help war effort by becoming lesbians

THE 1980s (A/K/A THE AIDSTIES)

1981: Snorting cocaine off boners invented

THE GOLDEN AGE OF SEX

1998: As a favor to women everywhere, Viagra instantly covered by insurance companies (birth control, not so much)

2008: Having exhausted all other sexual fetishes, people decide vampires are sexy

This list, by the way, is from The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex by Kristen Schaal and Rich Blomquist

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