A Brief History of Sex
"Trust me. This is gonna be huge in like a hundred years."
1355: Necrophilia invented; dating scene flourishes
1474: Lorenzo de Medici first and last man to get laid at Renaissance Fair
1934: Bonnie and Clyde make love in vault, accidentally inventing the sperm bank
WORLD WAR II
1942: Rosie the Riveter encourages women to help war effort by becoming lesbians
THE 1980s (A/K/A THE AIDSTIES)
1981: Snorting cocaine off boners invented
THE GOLDEN AGE OF SEX
1998: As a favor to women everywhere, Viagra instantly covered by insurance companies (birth control, not so much)
2008: Having exhausted all other sexual fetishes, people decide vampires are sexy
This list, by the way, is from The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex by Kristen Schaal and Rich Blomquist
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