A Flood of Profits
Money in the bank for corn speculators.
In the wake of the drowning of several Midwestern towns, corn is as high as an elephant's eye.
It is if you think of the elephant as the enduring symbol of the enduring GOP.
Already flushed with wealth over the ethanol craze (a typically American non-green response to the high price of gas), corn speculators are in hog heaven.
"The market is being driven by water," grain merchant Glenn Hollander said yesterday on the floor of the Chicago Board of Trade, according to Reuters. No doubt the flooded-out farmers in Iowa will give him three cheers for such clever wordplay.
More from the Reuters story:
And corn farmers in Minnesota will harvest some green, too, as the Minneapolis Star-Tribune reported this morning:
The floods arrived just in time to rescue the noble profession of speculators, which tragically suffered yesterday in the oil market. As the AP reports:
Mr. Fix-It, George W. Bush, has scheduled a visit to waterlogged Iowa for Thursday, saying:
Speak for yourself, Mr. President, about seeming dim. And as for the resiliency of the citizenry, the Constitution still at least guarantees that for us by denying you a third term.
However, it should be interesting to track Bush's visit to Iowa, if only to see one walking disaster walk into another disaster.
At least this time, Mike Brown won't be going with.
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