A New Word For The Lexicon: "Travolted"

A dear friend of mine, Brian Belovitch, has sardonically coined a brand new word to add to our vocabularies:

travolted: the act of being aggressively caressed and grabbed between your legs during a private massage.

Sample uses:

"Girl, that guy travolted me so bad I had to finally leave the room after an hour or two."

"There was so much travoltage in that queen, he was lit up like a lightbulb--and his hands wouldn't quit!"

"He kept grabbing me. It was travolting!"

Kidding, kidding.

Let's stick to the same old word: letched.

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