A Plan to Fix Charlie Sheen's 'Violent Torpedo of Truth' Tour
Apparently, they're going to close down for three weeks starting later this month.
A new director is being brought in, someone who's done lots of arena shows.
A playwright is coming in to doctor up the script.
They're going to tighten all the cables and harnesses.
And Bono and the Edge are willing to try to drum up a few better tunes.
No, wait, that's Spider-Man.
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