A Porn Star's Worst Nightmare

I ran into a hunky porn friend at Susanne Bartsch's On Top party at Le Bain on Tuesday, and he told me something that really irks him.

He admitted he gets uncomfortable whenever people say to him:

"I jerked off to you this morning!"

"I mean, how do you respond to that?" the stud asked me, rhetorically.

"I don't know. I guess, 'Thank you'," I replied. "It's flattering, no?"

Yeah, but he explained that it actually becomes tiresome because so many people say it to the point of mass banality, and besides, it's a little too much info.

True, but it's better than what people line up tell me:

"I threw up to a picture of you this morning."

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