A Pussy For Only Four Euros!

A Pussy For Only Four Euros!

Yes, that's what it costs to get some pussy in a Munich men's room these days. Alas, you don't get a real one--no, I swear! "Kunstliche" turns out to mean "artificial," even though it actually sounds like...oh, never mind. So run to a German john and get yourself a fake pussy. Then jet off to Cuba and nab yourself a real one for 50 pesos. Then come to my house and we'll play with the fake penis I got on Canal Street. Sound fun?


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