A Report From The Violet Tendencies Premiere Party
That's the new romantic comedy with The Facts of Life's Mindy Cohn as a fruit fly trying to find a suitable partner.
Says writer/costar Jesse Archer:
"Fag hag attendance was off the charts--a 98% chance of hag at that party.
"Even the ones who left for greener straight pastures came back for more that night.
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"All the while, the gorgeous actress (Kim Allen) who plays Mindy Cohn's straight gal bitchy guru Salome was sipping gin and telling me she was also on the make for a 'fag stag'-- of which naturally there were none to be found.
"Oy, the whole party was like masochism on the rocks!!"
But what's a fag stag?
Kidding. It's a straight guy who's extremely gay positive.
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