Admission! I Find Weiner Hot!
I always did.
Not just because he's in a privileged position.
In fact, I find most congressmen physically repellent.
But I like Weiner's boniness, as it were -- his bizarre cartoonland quality, full of angles and weirdnesses.
I think he's really sexy, and I'm wildly jealous of Huma and all the ladies he's had cyber romances with.
I wish he'd Tweet me a shot of his bulge.
Then again, I also like Spitzer and wish he'd pay me to ...
Anyway, back to the professionalism.
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