Adorable Halloween Costumes For Pets!
>Just for one madcap moment, let me step away from my usual reports of nocturnal debauchery and diva bitchery and show you some shots of cute dogs in costumes, send to me by the Florida Department of Agriculture & Consumer Services for some reason.
Yes, let me turn into a one-man Hallmark store for one crazy minute before going back to the frenzied filth-making.
If you don't go "Aww!" after looking at these precious shots of dogs as bananas, Star Wars characters, and crocodiles, then you're simply not human. You're an animal! Even I think they're cute!
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