Animal Movies Are On The Attack!
Water for Elephants, Kung Fu Panda 2, and Mr. Popper's Penguins weren't the end of it!
Either in theaters now or stampeding to them any minute are the following wildlife extravaganzas that will shed and take a poop all over a cineplex near you:
Turtle: The Incredible Journey. Sounds a little slow.
One Lucky Elephant. Yeah, it got lucky when it wasn't cast in Water for Elephants.
Zookeeper. Kevin James finds himself more comfortable with a lion than a lady. Even a cougar lady.
Project NIM. An upcoming doc about a chimp who was raised as a human, but got over it. Jacko would have loved this.
The Woman With the Five Elephants. In this case the elephants aren't actual animals, but still!
Can we please go back to people titles!!!
Except for Winnie the Pooh! I love Winnie!
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