Another Round of Fuck-Marry-Slap
You know the rules. I name three celebrities, then you decide which one you'd love to fuck, which one you'd marry, and which one you'd slap (gently on the wrist, mind you).
For me, this one's easy. I'd fuck Jake, marry Jack, and slap Ryan. Duh.
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