Anti-Gay Pastor Busted For Public Masturbation
Well, at least it was sex with himself.
But still, it was near a children's playground, which was probably not the smart thing for Reverend Grant Storms to do, especially since Storms is known for riling up the New Orleans people for his "perversions weeps" targeting gays and other alleged sinners.
Storms' lawyers had a great argument, though.
While they didn't deny he was playing with himself in public, they took pains to note that he never exposed his penis!
A classy guy all the way!
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