Antonio and Melanie: I Have A Question
This is how they looked every single time they were shown on the Golden Globes.
It was so bizarre to have them angled in different directions, making them look like a Jeff Koons statue of themselves or maybe like a glamorous movie couple with whiplash.
Have their bodies attached, making them the first married conjoined twins since the vaudeville days?
Have they both found their best angles and simply refuse to budge from them, 24-7?
Are they still sitting there two days later in the exact same position?
Or maybe they were glancing at different monitors all night, just to maintain their individuality?
Whatever the case, it's a great look. All glamour couples should approach life at a 45-degree angle.
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