Asian Guys Have Small Penises
That silly stereotype is as old and worn out as the black-guys-always-have-big-ones myth I discussed here not long ago.
It's simply not true! Yes, some Asians have small penises, but some non-Asians do too! Trust me!!
And if the cross-section I've peeked at is any kind of representation, most Asians have perfectly normal sized peens and sometimes they even sport outrageously huge ones that make you go "Ouch." Put them all together and you've got the Great Wall of China.
So where did this horseshit come from? Is it some racist association with spring rolls?
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