Baby Got Back—Thanks To Sizzling New Undies
Want to have a hot bubble butt without having to lift a finger at the gym except while having sex in the steam room? Well, designer Andrew Christian claims to have found a way to achieve that in a flattering, muss-free manner. His new collection introduces "Flashback Butt-Lifting and Contouring Technology" that "automatically lifts the buttocks making it look, more firm and round."
"This is truly one of my most exciting Men's Collections yet," says the devout Christian. "Surprisingly, I was actually inspired to create this technology while at the gym and seeing how hard men work on exercising their buttocks. I just knew that there had to be a way to achieve similar results by simply wearing underwear."
According to the press release, the astounding product's features include:
— No embarrassing padding, hidden cups or straps.
— Completely invisible support structure.
— Add 1/2 to 1 inch onto your current buttock measurements.
Sounds great, Andrew! It's a done deal! Now kindly flip me around and add 1/2 to 1 inch in that other region too.
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