Bestiality Books For Sale at 99c Store! (NSFW)

Bestiality Books For Sale at 99c Store! (NSFW)

The Atlantic City boardwalk is known for 99-cent stores selling the world's most affordable candy, fly swatters, and novelty ashtrays shaped like bosoms.

But a whole new bunch of trash must have fallen off the truck because the other day, on my trip to the Boardwalk Empire, I found a cache of bestiality books piled up right next to the children's fiction!

The book in question is called The Stallion Rides and Other Erotic Horse-Mansex Stories, and it makes Equus look like Secretariat.

Here's a particularly raunchy passage (yes, I bought a copy -- so I could quote it to you freaks, so hush):

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"A huge stallion rears above us. He's black, save for his prick, which is a deep brick red.

"His prick rages.

"Babe Ruth's bats weren't as big as that cock.

"His balls contract madly. In slow motion, I watch his pisshole gape ..."

Well, you get the idea -- he's hung like a horse.

I just have one question.

Why do they always have to pin these fantasies on the gays?

Couldn't they have just called this The Memoir of Catherine the Great?

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