Blech! Spew! Retch! Why I Hate Food!
I mean, I'll eat it--a lot--but still, there are some things about food that just make me want to spit up and eat rocks from now on.
And my new column tells you all about my distaste.
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You can never fully fold burritos. (And judging from the above photo, if you hold one, you'll get horny and will lose your appetite--and then it'll explode all over your lap anyway.)
Everything comes with fries...
Mango chutney does not taste good on a bagel....
Expensive sushi in a pricey restaurant doesn't taste any better than that in a Food Emporium....
Branzino makes even less sense to me than Quinoa...
Pizza outside New York taste like cardboard...
Oh, I could go on.
Feast on it, people.
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