Blow Me! Is The Literary Work Of The Year
For a certain demographic, anyway.
And it definitely has the official description of the decade:
"93% of all men are into oral sex, as a German survey claims.
"The fact that approximately 80% of them don't know how to perform a good blow job or how to contribute to a good performance as a receiver isn't mentioned in that survey.
"Blow Me! gives you a competent introduction to deep throat.
"It tells you what you need to know about felching and features special tips by porn star Jan Fischer, who is widely known for performing incredible blow jobs which make his partners scream of lust.
"After revealing the secrets of good and relaxed anal sex in his bestseller Bend Over!, Stephan Niederwieser now gives us the ultimate guide to oral stimulation.
You said it, mein herr.
Oh, how I wish Oprah was still dong her book club!
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