Bore Me With Your Most Trivial Minutiae
Come on, tell me your most unspeakably mundane thoughts and actions du jour.
Lavish me with things so banal and uneventful, you wouldn't even put them in a diary.
It'll make me feel more exciting, and besides, It'll fuck with the people at datalounge, who've long had the same thread going on.
I'll tell you mine:
I just made a smoothie with crushed ice, a pear, and some flavored water.
One of my flip-flops recently fell apart while I was walking.
Oh, and I think it's about time I go for a dental checkup.
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