Brace Yourselves for 'La Dolce Tootsie'!
If you thought Dustin Hoffman was dazzling as a red-hot mama in Tootsie, just take a gander at my own boobalicious self and the sizzling possibilities such a film project would prompt, as sure as I'd fool people in a remake of The Crying Game.
As you'll notice, Musto the film is "from the makers of Pink Swan" -- but in this one, I'd do my own dancing.
Thanks to visual artist David Kay for cooking up this crazy image.
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